THE NEW YEAR IS UPON US… HAPPY 2012 Y’ALL.
As promised, we put 5 pair of Orage Collector’s Edition Skis up for grabs
for those who put their holiday spirit on display front and center.
In our humble opinion, these 5 jolly souls shined brightest and will now
be shredding on the freshest skis to touch snow this season.
-Oh HO HO HO, what can I say, Orage is the best.
-Too bad I’m stuck here in the weak weathered Midwest.
-We’ve gotten so much rain.
-It’s filling my body up with so much pain.
-All I want for Christmas is some of that white fluffy stuff.
-I don’t care if it’s machine-made, or even a little bit rough.
-I’m sitting here in this dirty booth, dreaming of sliding rails.
-Yes, buttering those soft tails.
-Of those beautifully crafted special edition Orage skis.
-Oh how I would even settle for grinding trees.
-Orage is so awesome, they’ve even got Andy Parry.
- Now that he got surgery, they shaved his legs and they are no longer so hairy.
-Oh HO HO HO, they’ve even got Ian Compton, that kid with the huge teeth.
-I bet he could chew through my mother’s hand made Christmas wreath.
-Oh boy how can I express my love for Orage.
-I’d love to buy some for their awesome looking gear, but I can’t even afford to move out of my parent’s un-insulated garage.
-Its now time for me to sign off McDonald’s free wifi.
-Hop on the public bus, and go watch some fuel tv at Best Buy.
HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYBODY!
*** To claim your prize please send an email to firstname.lastname@example.org with a
message subject “I showed my holiday spirit and I won a pair of Orage
skis”and your shipping address.